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timeywimey97:

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

empathzu:

ashbensos:

1. my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

2. wait there are mean eggs

3. We used to have them. I had them once or twice. But then they outlawed them. THEY OUTLAWED KINDER EGGS.

4. they aren’t illegal in germany and my sister’s german boyfriend brings me them! hehehe and just so you know, it’s not mean and nice (kind) eggs, it’s like a short i sound

91256 ♥ / 3 days ago

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oh my god

112715 ♥ / 6 days ago
all-thingsdisney:

ipaintyouwings:

causethechicksdigit:


tardismyoldgirl:


diaryofajohnlockian:


iwanttoseethestarsdoctor:


chaise-the-red-nosed-chair:


merriemelodie:



This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all done by somebody’s hand; that they slaved over this, and this was the result of a human, not a computer. It’s completely perfect.



are we not gonna talk about the fact that the reflection is Ariel and Prince Eric?


Holy shit





wait… but Sleeping Beauty came out in 1959, and The Little Mermaid came out in 1989…. that’s a 30 year foreshadow….


Disney you clever bastards.



I’m absolutely so confused and mind f***ed all at the same time
610791 ♥ / 1 week ago
410459 ♥ / 1 week ago
discovers:

one day
374824 ♥ / 1 week ago
crystvllized:

vintage photography ☯✝
26022 ♥ / 1 week ago
6 ♥ / 1 week ago
74 ♥ / 1 week ago

1. Go on your phone.

2. Get your 22nd contact

3. No matter who it is, text them, OMG CHILL I HID THE BODY WE’RE FINE!!

4. When they answer be like, oh dawg whoops that was for Sweet Brown cuz aint nobody got time for crime.

0 ♥ / 1 week ago

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

^^^^^^^HAHHAAHSHSHKJASHDFKLJSDHLKAJ   PEDOFILES. Think you’re shopping for dog collars hahahahhaha! no. you are not.

58422 ♥ / 1 week ago

drarna:

reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage

39279 ♥ / 1 week ago
forebidden:



This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful. Life changes.People change. 

its a fucking strawberry

its a sexy fucking strawberry…..
330110 ♥ / 3 weeks ago
76183 ♥ / 3 weeks ago
  • Black guy kills some people.
  • Society: Criminal.
  • Muslim guy kills some people.
  • Society: Terrorist.
  • Latino guy kills some people.
  • Society: Criminal.
  • White guy kills some people.
  • Society: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)
244453 ♥ / 3 weeks ago
chelsdamelsp:

tiffanyjustinefox:

jasminelynnn:

rovietorres:

WHAT THHEEE FUUUUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL. the fuuuuu just happened.. omg.

The guy slamming his hands on the water at the end, makes the whole video. I can only imagine how long they practiced this.

DUDE WHAT
247169 ♥ / 3 weeks ago
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