timeywimey97:

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

empathzu:

ashbensos:

1. my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

2. wait there are mean eggs

3. We used to have them. I had them once or twice. But then they outlawed them. THEY OUTLAWED KINDER EGGS.

4. they aren’t illegal in germany and my sister’s german boyfriend brings me them! hehehe and just so you know, it’s not mean and nice (kind) eggs, it’s like a short i sound

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oh my god

1. Go on your phone.

2. Get your 22nd contact

3. No matter who it is, text them, OMG CHILL I HID THE BODY WE’RE FINE!!

4. When they answer be like, oh dawg whoops that was for Sweet Brown cuz aint nobody got time for crime.

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

^^^^^^^HAHHAAHSHSHKJASHDFKLJSDHLKAJ   PEDOFILES. Think you’re shopping for dog collars hahahahhaha! no. you are not.

drarna:

reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage